One Potato, Two Potato

Here are some strange words of wisdom I saw in a book once:
The counter uses their chin as a potato.

I also decided that these should also be true:

• The counter uses their elbow as macaroni.
• The counter uses their kidney as a bean.
• The counter uses their tongue as a salami.
• The counter uses their ear as cauliflower.

I have no idea why these are true, but I do advise you never to be the counter. Well, unless you want to get eaten or boiled alive.