Groooo
(With four o’s instead of 1 or 2 or 3 or pi or 5 or 6 or possibly 42)
By: Jake of The Otter Silk and Owen Hawthorn of the Berry Bush
Once upon a time, a rich scientist was experimenting in his lab. His name was doctor Biggle Von Wiggle and he was about to create a new breed of animal, a tropical flying rainbow death fish. Zzzzzzzzzap! LIfe poured through its veins, it was alive!
“IT’S ALIVE!!!” screamed Dr. Biggle Von Wiggle “I will name you, Groooo, my little precious fishy wishy!”
And with that Groooo flopped off the table and chomped off Dr. Biggle Von Wiggle’s left arm, and it started gushing blood.
“ It’s o.k. little fishy wishy, I still love you, but were guna need to get you a new mouth, and something to eat, and a litter box, and a sofa, and a bubble gum factory, and a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000 gallon tank, and a cheese wheel, and a new computer, and a pet snail named Mr. Giggles, and an otter, and a dead mouse, and a language translator, and a tv, and a computer,” He gave Groooo a shot of sleeping stuff, “and a trampoline, and a myan calender, and a toilet, and a thumb, and a book, and a bed, and a light, zzzzzzzz.
When he woke up, Groooo found he had something in his mouth, and Dr. Biggle Von Wiggle said it was delicious cheese. He tasted it.
“You’re right!” Groooo exclaimed, “This cheese is absolutely delicious!”
He shoved another 5 lb. cheese block into the black box that the doctor had built to served as his mouth. The good nutrients were digested instantaneously and let out a puff of black smoke. The rest of the cheese came out the other end and he ate it again, and again, and again. Soon, Groooo had eaten it soo much it had hardly any matter left and turned to dust as he tried to eat it for the 6,219,809,829,845,098th time.
Then Dr. Biggle came back and gave him another 5 lb block of cheese. Then, he used his mega-crane to pick up Groooo and plant him back in the tank. (for he realised Groooo was part rainbow, part fish, part plant, and part bug)
“What’s this?” Groooo asked about the strange object below him as he wiggled out of the mega crane holding straps.
“It’s my super duper time traveler 5000, but don’t fall on it or you’ll get futurized!” Biggle Von Wiggle shouted. And then Groooo fell. And like the heroic person he was, Biggle Von Wiggle jumped in after Groooo
He fell, and blinked out of existence, for he had gone into the future!
He traveled through time and space, until he found Groooo. “We have to get you back to water!” he shouted “Or else you will implode!” He grabbed his exotic tropical flying rainbow death fish. He HAD to get it to water, or get rid of it! Otherwise, he would implode!
He landed in the future, saw no water at all, and dropped the death fish. He traveled back to his normal time period just as Groooo imploded. “I’m baaaack!” Dr. Biggle cried “the past is saved!” Happy, he stared up at the clear sky and sighed.
Out of nowhere, a strange man popped in the sky, dropped Groooo the death fish, and winked out of existence again. Groooo fell and fell, hit the ground, and imploded, bringing the milky way galaxy into it. Every single being in that galaxy was destroyed and we can’t just switch galaxies just like that, so...
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