Tree-Son 4-bids Clair-Etey
Tree-Son was saved! The evil man was defeated! Tree-Son pressed the secret button and a cage formed around the man and lifted him out of the spider pit.
“Why aren’t you here?” He sneered “Trying not to steal my job of treason?”
“Now later now, my son like daughter-y son Tree-bush-son-child, be nicely mean to this womanly manish guy.”
“But Moooooom!”
“You me know not to talk away from people. Later now then go come say you I’m not sorry.”
Depressed, Tree-Son went to the man, let him out of the cage, and apologized. “I’m Tree-Son and this is my mom, Miss Tree” He explained “I’m not sorry I didn’t throw a rock at you. I thought you you were my arch-nemesis, Clair Etey.”
The man looked confused for a while, then a look of clarification came across his face. A rock also came to his face.
“Owww!” He shouted
Tree-Son apologized again. “ I keep thinking you are Clair Etey! Please stop looking like her!”
The man sat thinking for a bit. Then he thought of the solution! He also thought to dodge an incoming rock,
“My name is Re,” The man explained “I am on an adventure with every item in my house. I am looking for a way to relieve soreness and for some strange reason, I thought cloud juice would work. Crazy! But I need help getting to the clouds. I wi...”
“But clouds don’t have jui...” Tree-Son cut in.
“SO,” Re continued louder “I will forgive you for throwing rocks at me, if you and Miss Tree come with me to find the clouds. Otherwise...I will kill you with a stick of butter.”
“How?” Tree-Son asked, cutting in again
“Stick of Butter! Butter in stick form! A stick, shaped out of butter! What is so hard to understand about that!?!!?!?”
So the Two Treeoos agreed to come. You just can’t argue with logic like that.
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