Re 8 a sandwich first
After much arguing, Re was able to make an appointment with the sky-god.
“Alright, the god of the sky is available in... one century. Do we want to wait, or leave and come back?” Re said
“I’ll tell you what we’ll do,” Tree-Son said “I bet I can get us in... before you can finish that sandwich!”
“Alright, the bet is on!” and Re grabbed a sandwich out of his bag (he did have everything in his house) and started munching while Tree-Son scurried over to the ticket booth and started talking to the man.
Re chomped and Tree-Son bargained. Soon they were almost done.
Re managed to shove the last bit of sandwich into his mouth right before a lady came out.
“Is there a Re here?” the sky god’s secretary called out from their office “For... an appointment with the sky god? He is ready now.”
Re swallowed and called out “Here!”. He started walking over to their office.
“I win” Tree-Son argued “She came out before you swallowed”
“No, I win” Re countered “It was all in my mouth before she came out!”
They argued back and forth for a bit until they were at the Sky-Gods door.
“Two visitors for you fluffy” The secretary said, then to Re “You may go in now”
They entered and the door slammed closed. This wasn’t the sky god! It was mean, it was angry, it had claws, it had fangs, and it was adorably fluffy!
“Here kitty kitty!”
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