Thursday, September 5, 2013

Jake the Wizard 2

Chapter 2
The Naralie
The power remover started whirring. She cackled evilly and threw off her disguise. "Now I will have world domination!" The now revealed wizard Naralie cried. No! Jake had given his power to the Naralie! He knew she was unstoppable but for one weakness. Truth! “2+2=5!” Jake shouted out without effect. “2 plus 2 is 22!” Jake tried again. It still didn’t work! If only he was smart! In panic, he started rattling off random numbers “100 times pi is equal to the logarithm of the sine of the imaginary number to the 46th power plus x when x is greater than the number of letters in the english alphabet when you count out the letters with any curves, then add the number of pictures picasso painted plus the amount of pictures he didn’t paint, minus the number of grains of sand in this floor!” He started panting while the Naralie beast calculated that truth in their head. ‘46...59...2>12 if x=5...sand > -1000000000...so that means 49=2! No, thats wrong. 39 is the sine... so pi is 24...so 49=2! Nope, still not right.’ the Naralie started rattling off calculations, when Jake realized what they were doing wrong. “Pi equals approximately 3.141592653589793 238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592...” Jake started rattling off. Naralie started calculating with this. That did it! Poof! Naralie exploded into a giant cloud of smoke upon realizing how true it was. "Whats going on!" The real Cheuy asked as she flew in the window. "I felt a disturbance in the truth! I feel like the most true truth ever has been said!" Jake agreed happily and explained what was going on. "I will release you of your evil powers!" The real Cheuy said "Just kill the evil ones and you will be free!" ‘Okay, that would be easy’ Jake thought. So Jake thanked Cheuy and walked out of her castle to start his long and hard trek.

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