Jake the Wizard

Chapter 1

The magician Jake and the wonderful Cheuy

Once upon a time there lived an evil magician. He was very nasty and mean. Everyone hated him. His name was Jake. But Jake was a kind wizard who tried to heal many people so he couldn't figure out what was wrong. That was because Jake was not the brightest. He thought he was a good wizard, but he was really a pawn of the dark, used by the evil dark ones for evil! Every time he tried to heal someone, he accidentally sucked all of the life out of them. Then his evil masters stole it, and used it for bad things. But because he was so stupid, Jake never figured out why all of his patients died, even the ones who just had a paper cut. So one day a good old friend of Jake, told him that he was sucking out their life force. Appalled, Jake went to the good wizard to try to stop it. The good wizard was named Cheuy (Ch-ew-E) the amazing spectacular beautiful cute lovely adorable sweet and loving wizard. When Cheuy saw Jake, she pulled a lever. The floor dropped out and Jake fell into a pit! In the pit was the nasty Smockay! (s-ma-K) You see, Cheuy knew that Jake had been sucking the life out of people, so she thought he was evil. She assumed that he was too dangerous to kill herself, (being beautiful cute lovely adorable sweet and loving doesn't leave a lot of room for strength) so she dropped him through her trap door (everyone needs a trap door) to a demon she had captured just for this purpose, to kill the evil wizard Jake. Unfortunately it didn't workout that way. While Cheuy was capturing the Smockay, she accidentally gave him a small cut on his leg. (A capture cut to be exact, a lot like a paper cut) When Jake the stupid but friendly saw that, he quickly ran over to the dreaded Smockay and tried to heal it, not realizing it would suck out Smockay’s life force, or that Smockay was evil. The second he touched the cut, the evil spell on Jake went into overdrive. It tried to suck up all the energy in the demon which was quite a lot. Smockay roared in pain, and fell over dead, all the life sucked out of him. Horrified, Jake realized what he had done. Oh no! Now he would see the evil ones, and would then feel weaker! He still didn’t know what they were doing but he suspected they were stealing his powers of good! He must hide it quickly! But where...Ah ha! He ran over and tried to put his power in the fallen Smockay. Instead, it came back to life. Whoops. Now what should he do. Oh no! When the Smockay fell, he hit his head! Jake rushed over to heal it and sucked all of Smockay's life out again. The dark ones were alerted and started heading towards Jake again. No! If the dark ones came, he was doomed! But, he was in the wizard Cheuys castle! She would protect him! But he would have to get an excuse to stay here first. "Oh wonderful Cheuy!" he cried out. "Please let me stay! I will forever be your servant! Just take away my powers and I will be yours!" Now Cheuy thought this was a pretty good idea. So, she swooped down, dismissed Smockay, tied Jake to the Power remover 90000 and turned it on.