Jake the Wizard 4

Chapter 4

How Bob Got Trapped by the Dark Ones

An educational story by:Bob Broomhugger

It all started when I joined the force. I was a noble leader, leading all of the troops, brave, strong, and true. Often I would lead them bare handed into battle and win.

"Now wait a minute!" Yelled Jake "You never were a leader and you are most definitely not brave, strong, or true!" "Now now," Bob replied, "Just let me tell it the way I remember it"

As I was saying, I was a great leader. But now there was a person even I look up to, just as everyone else should. I looked up to Kittykins the great. Kittykins was the greatest commander that ever lived. He was the cat form of all the greatest captains combined, like Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Captain Crunch, Captain Hook and many more. KK was a true leader. I always looked up to him, but never actually met him. Until one, glorious day I was assigned to the same troop. That day I marched into battle proudly, a smile on my face.

Except you never went to battle.

Shhh!

So I was marching along, right behind Kittykins, when the enemy struck! They shot Kittykins down, and retreated like the cowards they were! Then they bombed us from behind, and soon I was the only uninjured trooper.

Because you were hiding.

No! Well, maybe. Anyway....

 I rushed to Kittykins side, and carried him to a shelter I built out of our own dead troops. Kittykins survived, and he never forgot. After that we were always the best of friends. So one day, he decided to introduce me to his sister....Chewy!

It's Cheuy.

Whatever.

So he brought me to Chewy's magical castle and introduced us. When Chewy first laid eyes on me, she knew right away that I was her hero she was looking for. "What is this Kittykins! Have you brought me a hero! Or have you just concentrated all the handsome, muscular, adorable, lovable, hotties into one person!" Then Chewy came up and started hugging me and giggling uncontrollably.

Okay, absolutely none of that ever happened! And if it did it certainly wasn't you!

Well, I might have been the waiter... But none of that matters! All that matters is this next part!