Jake the Wizard 5

Chapter 5

The test

"Okay, okay," Kittykins said "You have already proven that you are brave and noble and courageous" "And hot" Chewy added in. "Yes, you are quite handsome " Kittykins admitted. "But to be the hero Chewy needs, you must race down to the bottom of that long tall stairway in 30 seconds. Ready, set, go!" I (or some other hero if you want to be picky) started running down the long hallway to the bottom of the stairs. But, on the top of the tall stairway, someone (could be me I.Y.A.P. [if you are picky]) was murdered! But they weren't really murdered. They were just pushed of the banister! Down, down, down, down, down,down, they went. But since they were a magician like me (because they were me I.Y.A.P), they just used their magic to float to the bottom.

Okay... which one was you again?

Ugh. Do I have to explain everything again?

That would be nice.

I.Y.A.P., I was the murdered servant. But I.Y.A.N.P., then I am the courageous hot, awesome, life giving hero.

Ah, so you are telling lies.

No! Just altered truth. But as I was saying....

They slave landed safely at the bottom of the stairs. "Congratulations! You are the winner! Since you beat the prince, you get to be my hero!" Chewy said as confetti flew through the air. Just then the other hero came trotting up. "Where is my prize?" He demanded " I want it now!" But Kittykins had to disappoint him "This slave has beat you. Please go home now." And he left ashamed, never to return to her palace except for his execution for being a bad sport.

Wait, you were a slave? When did that happen?

Oh, you know, last tuesday

How?!?!? Ugh! Nevermind. Just keep telling your lies.

Now, I was a hero. So Chewy granted me with my first quest. "I want you to find and destroy the dark ones! Go now and never return until your quest is completed!" So off I went to complete my quest.But I was a bit too loud and the dark ones heard me. So they caught me and tied me up. And that is when you found me.