The Abominable Snowman

Once upon a time, there lived an evil Christmas grinch. He was evil and giant and white and hated Christmas. But he was nice all other times. The only problem was where he lived. For he lived in the north pole, right outside Santa's workshop. He tried to make reindeer friends but one accidentally fell in his mouth and he accidentally swallowed and now they all fear him and  he can never find any to be his friend. But worst of all, Santa had almost killed his grandma! She had left his house after Christmas eve and had been hit! Then her body was hidden at the north pole. That is why he is at the north pole and hates Christmas.

So one day he was on a walk when he saw these tasty humans (It was his job to scare them), and a friendly reindeer. He decided it would be a win win. Friends and a job well done. He lumbered over and called out “reeeeinnnnnnndeeeeeerrrrrrrrr” but it was a bit long and he had some leftover marshmallow in his mouth so it came out “raaaaaaannnnnnnnhhhhhhhdaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh” Otherwise known as his famous rah. “Ahhhhh!” the humans cried “Its my nose!” the reindeer cried. And when the monster looked down he saw the reindeer's nose was bright red. But they ran away onto an iceberg and he fell in the water and almost froze. 

He was sad. He told his family and they all felt bad for him. So the next day his sister went out. She was gone for several days and then came back toothless! She said she was forced to put stars on trees and got tricked by badly made pig noises. The entire family cried. This was it! They were going to put an end to this Christmas evil!

So next time Santa was going out, they hid themselves below where he would land. When he came back he headed straight for their hidden mouth! He flew down and they opened and he flew right in! Oh Yay! The family was safe now!. But then a stupid train came screeching in and hit them and knocked Santa out. A bunch of kids came out singing about something called the polar express. Once Santa got to safety, he then horribly forced them to do community service for trying to ruin Christmas.

The End