All Alone

Hello? Is anyone there? I have noticed the crazy amount of people that see this blog, but yet, none of them seem to exist. If you really do exist, feel free to leave a comment or like something. If you don't know how, ask your technology savvy friend. They will probably love you for it. Just make sure you exist while doing it.

Quizzes

Here are a bunch of quizzes I have made on Google that are fun to take and/or helpful to me.

Little Chickens
Little Chickens 1
Little Chickens 2
Little Chickens 3
Little Chickens 4
Little Chickens 5

Birthday's
Gift Ideas
Party Ideas

Other
To be a Spy
Halloween

Pretzels for Science

Do you like quick and easy to make pretzels? No? Well then, you need to try... Jake & Co.'s Super Delicious Pretzel Recipe! Here is how it goes:

Step 1: Mix tons of stuff that might be in a pretzel like eggs and sugar and butter and stuff.

Step 2: Squint your eyes until it looks like a pretzel

Step 3: While still squinting, bake it at 4000000000 degrees Celsius for 5 days straight, or until your heating device breaks or catches something on fire. If something does catch on fire, put it out or call the fire department.

Step 4: If you have stopped squinting because of your fire problems, start again. Or, if you are a weirdo who doesn't like squinting for 5 days straight, form whatever is left of your pretzels into a pretzel shape. If only a gas or some plasma is left, cool it until it can be molded into a pretzel shape.

Step 5: Add, mix in, or inject so much salt into what is left that some of the salt chemically combines with the pretzels to create a new element.

Step 6: Show some scientist guys your new element.

Step 7: Get rich by creating a new element and use some of your newly found money to buy a pretzel from a pretzel stand in the mall.

Hot Chocolate Soup

Hot chocolate not sugary enough for you? Then come on down, and get yourself some:

HOT CHOCOLATE SOUP!

Filled with 3, you heard me: 3, different types of sweets to satisfy your sweet tooth! Just fill a bowl with 1 cup of chocolate pudding, 1 cup of marshmallows, and a graham cracker or two. Then just microwave, stir, and you have your delicious soup! Still too healthy? Add some more marshmallows, graham crackers, pudding, or even chocolate to get the tastiest combo! Make now with Jake® &® Co.®'s®® Hot® Choc®olate®® So®up®®®® Kit®®! Don't find now, in stores not near you!

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Talk Like A Pirate Day

Hey, just a reminder (but you probably didn't know this in the first place), but this Thursday, September 19th is International Talk like a pirate day! Argg! Don't forget or I'll make ye walk the plank!

Newest Style

Hey everybody, this post is a bit stupid, but I have come up with the newest fashion statement! What you do is take a ring like off of a key chain or something like that and put it on your shoelace. It is so stylish! Actually, nobody but you knows about this so people will think you are a bit weird if you show them.

'Talian Tuesday

Hey everyone, I wanted to say that I have deemed next week (second week in September) to be celebrate Europe day. I haven't come up with what we will do, but there is going to be 'Talian food Tuesday and maybe French Friday. Celebrate it if you want, I don't care. It is just a fun suggestion.